Overheard in NY

Two upper west side ladies. One says to the other: "he is a male, so he likes to pee."
She was referring to her dog.

Why not?

It's the same story, time and again. Wake up, go to work, come home, go to sleep, wake up, go to work....

While I'm a bit out of interesting things to say, these people are never at a loss for words. Check out Ira and the minions are up to by clicking the picture below.