Newton's 3rd Law of Motion

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction as evidenced by exhibit "a" above.

Career Path

If I do something really dumb/menial/time consuming for an entire year, can I write a book about it and be on the tee-veey as well?

Birthday Wish

Wouldn't it be great if all the New York hipsters decided to move to Provo, UT?
They could be all hipster-y and not annoy anyone, except for the Mormons (and that's OK).

At Last!

It was a long year.

Working for the clinically insane should be recognized as a form of insanity onto itself.

I worked too many hours. I ate too much. I didn't go to the gym (OK, I went once a week ago but that doesn't count).

So here is to you 2010. Help me out, will ya?